Part 002 · ~2 min read

Let’s start the blog. Everyone has one, so why not me?

How sweet life can be! And I am not bad-looking anyway ahahhaahah. I wish she was not leaving this morning; we could have enjoyed ourselves more. What a hottie! What a sex stamina she had… Oh well… tough shit! I will have to find another one for tonight! Shit! Is it possible that I cannot shave without slicing off at least a part of myself? And when you need something to stop the bleeding, you never find it. What is this? Oh, how could her underpants be in the First Aid kit? ahhaah. Let me throw this dental floss away before she sees them tonight. Or tomorrow? When is Sonya coming here for dinner?

I must try to improve my organisational skills. I am getting worse at this. My manager is right: “Mario, not only are you a mediocre banker, but you do not even know how to pretend to be efficient!” I hate that job, but I do not hate my boss; he is a good guy, and he will never do anything to fuck me; he owes too many favours to Dad, hahaha. What a life! Thank God I got my hobbies and my girls! Thinking of it, I might meet some new ones today! Let’s see if the nerd is right about Pilates, and I can improve my stamina a bit.

The sexual one is ok, but the last time I went running, 2 kilometres were far too much. Fuck! I am still bleeding and cannot find the damn thing! Ok, I got the pants. Hopefully, she didn’t have AIDS… the sweet smell! Pity I have to throw it away! hahaha, Use your last night fuck’s thong to stop your bleeding sounds so raunchy… who cares?