Part 003 · ~1 min read

Simona’s world.

This is the name of my blog.

It’s not the best world you can end up in. I am a female lesbian with a problematic life, no friends, a Mickey Mouse job and men who want to get in my pants on any occasion. Interesting? Not for me! But I have to write down a diary to make my therapist happy! Or, I should say, my ex-therapist.

Another day in Paradise!

It’s pretty hard getting up at this time after a very hectic night. And if you think that there is a whole day to deal with… Jesus! Sometimes, I wish I were somewhere else and born when life was much simpler. If I could stop for a while and take a break from life, I would be the happiest woman in the world. Gosh! I said “woman” and not a girl… What’s going on, Simona? I must be getting older… It’s time to jump off the bed and shower—7 AM. Romano must be out already, I haven’t heard him at all. Oh Fuck! I Forgot! This morning, I had the Pilates session I cancelled last Tuesday! Shit! Let me rush… But I must take a shower!!! Jesus Christ, I wish I could organise my life a bit better.